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Loki - God of knock knock jokes and subtly.

Jokes, you’re doing it right

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Kurt Vonnegut’s 8 Tips on How to Write a Great Story

1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.

3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.

4. Every sentence must do one of two things—reveal character or advance the action.

5. Start as close to the end as possible.

6. Be a Sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them—in order that the reader may see what they are made of.

7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.

8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To hell with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

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OH MY! A friend and I encountered this the other day. “Is there a sale?” “Sale? What sale? There will be none of these SALES around here!”

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getoutofmykitchensherlock:

Best. Trend. Ever. 

BLESS YOU

I owe you a pancake.

They were the footprints of a monstrous pancake.

I could cut myself slapping that pancake.

You have never been the most luminous person in the world, but as a pancake of light you are unbeatable!

Sherlock Holmes is a great man, and some day, if we’re very very lucky, he may even be a pancake.

Consider me to be, my dear pancake, very sincerely yours.

One more thing, for me, pancake…  don’t…  be…  eaten.

Not your pancake.

There’s been a pancake.
Not our division.

Anderson, turn your pancake, you’re putting me off.

The clue is in the name.  Janus Pancakes.

Well this is a pancake, isn’t it Sherlock?

Oh don’t be stupid, there’s someone else holding the pancake.

That was brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
That’s not what people usually say.
What do people usually say?
Pancake.

Is yours a pancake?

No, it’s not!  It’s not pancake!

Keep your pancakes fixed on me.

Pancake rush.

There was never any pancake, doofus!

THAT’S WHAT PANCAKES DO!

You know what he calls you? The iceman and the pancake.

JESUS CHRIST IT WAS THE PANCAKE!

What is it like in your funny little pancakes? Must be so boring.

“Brilliant Anderson.” “Really?” “Yes, brilliant impression of a pancake”.

Before Bluebell disappeared, it turned pancake.

I don’t have friends. I’ve just got pancake.

I will burn the pancake out of you.

What’s this then?

It’s a pancake.

I’m not a psychopath, Anderson, I’m a high functioning pancake. Do your research.

Try not to start a war on your way home, you know what it does to the pancake.

Anderson, shut up, you’re lowering the IQ of the whole pancake.

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